Always keep it classy

nicevagina:

if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows 

olympains:

maybe i can watch this hour long episode in ten minutes

bootybureau:

getoffmybloghoe:

Internet history won’t tell you anything, if parents really want to know what their kids are up to check their most recent emojis

reyairia:

70% of editing is just looking at ur work for a few hours with this face

but-i-ship-it-so-hard:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

i want a ring that acts as a mini-watch and i can check the time on my finger instead of my wrist

the future is now

lalondes:

youknowtheres-oil-intheice:

lalondes:

when u Dad com home and make hte spagheti because he doesn’t believe in patriarchal misogynistic gender norms which confer food preparation responsibilities solely on women

How can you spell “patriarchal misogynistic gender norms” But not “Your” “Come” “The” and “Spaghetti” 

within-the-seahorses-belly:

Do you ever watch a film and there’s an unexpected hot person and just

moonflowerlights:

If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex

potato-tots:

missingeharmony:

potato-tots:

potato-tots:

what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?

a pastatute

how many people unfollowed you because of this

20